1 Did you think you would get away with it because we were in public? You look so stupid right now, everyone can see you press your face against this dirty floor.
1 Trying out for the club year after year, they finally accepted me as the first girl on the team, just to show me the only ways a woman was allowed to ‘enjoy’ a bamboo sword… Suffice it to say, with everything on tape, I couldn’t miss practice once, though they’d never teach me kendo just my place…