Shut up and gimme my coffee already. [OC: Alexia by ElectricKronos]

You know, I was never really a coffee person. I heard about how people who drank the stuff couldn't wake up properly without it, acting like zombies until they got their fix, or whatever. Nah, no thanks.

That was, until I met this girl. And, buddy, I got two words for you: Hot. Hot as fuck.

It was just a simple question, ya know? If I was going to try coffee at all, I didn't want it to be bitter. I kindly asked for some milk to go with it. She said they were out of milk, but I saw ample evidence that said otherwise. So, I asked again.

And then she gave me this look and started yelling at me! Like I'm some sort of lunatic for wanting to try new things. Ugh, redheads. It'd be so much easier if said head was empty, I thought to myself. And, luckily enough, I know a great way to get someone into a… friendly mindset.

Just five minutes later, the kind woman gave me my drink. Took a while, and she needed to go to the back room for whatever reason (can't you just milk yourself out here?), but hey, better late than never. She looked a little out of it, though.

Even accounting for the daze I put her in with my captivating charms.

And now, here we are a month later. Who knew that I'd be a coffee guy? What they said about the zombie thing was right, too. For both me, and for her. It's like her mind doesn't turn on until she has me milk a few cups out of her.

And… I think she's fine with it? I can tell she doesn't remembers anything, if she did then she'd have my head on a stick. But whenever we have our little sessions in the morning, before the shop opens to customers, she acts a bit different. Her body gets all flushed, her skin heats up, she shakes like a leaf, and her voice comes out in weird ways. Not to mention she prepares herself before I even get there, most days.

I do wonder what she'd think if I woke her up during a milking session. Would she rip my limbs off? Or would she give in to her new duty willingly? I'm not sure. But I am sure about one thing:

Coffee still tastes like shit.