Vampire and Witch


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  1. “But are you certain that this… see-man is as potent as blood? I mean, my family has been draining men dry for centuries, and I’m not one to spit in the face of tradition-“ The vampire pouts, adjusting the… ridiculous top that the witch provided. Her tits were simply out. Was this the fashion of the time? Certainly not, mortal women freeze their nipples off. Not a concern for an immortal vampire, but…

    “Listen babe, yes. I know you’ve got that long lived crimson goth thing but… Look, its a totally different way to drain ’em dry, and don’t even get me started on spitting in the face The witch is fixing her makeup, deciding between some dangling cobweb earrings or some inert soul gems. She sighs, and places the two down, “Believe me. Tradition is all well and good but y’miss out on some simple answers because ‘Eets how eet iz alwayz done’. This’ll work. And the top is just to make things go smoother.”

    The vampire stops pouting long enough to look offended, “I do not sound like that-” she protests, sounding a little like that. “It is not smoother if we are awaiting this… ‘John’ as you called him. I could have entranced him and had my fill by now. A vampire countess does not wait.”

    She huffed into silence. Tapping her foot, laboring over that trial of ‘waiting’. The witch was still deciding on earrings. The vampire snapped, “The soul gems. They are the more powerful of the two. And they complement your face.”

    “Thank… yooouuu…” The witch replies, drawing out the words as she snaps them in place. Just in time to hear a knock on the door.

    The vampire’s face flashes momentarily unsure. Nervous. An expression she’d not worn in a very long time. “Oh! Oh, he is… he’s here. I don’t know…”

    “Honey, its simple. It’s only sucking.” The witch is at her side now, delivering a gentle reassuring bump with her shoulder. “You are great at sucking. Just don’t… don’t use your teeth?”

    She grabs at the anxious vampire’s hand, somewhat surprised the woman grabbed back. They step to the door, and as the witch goes for the handle, she adds, “I’ll help you, don’t worry. It’s fun. And this way, people will be lining up to keep you well fed.”

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